Donald Trump has resigned as President of the United States of America.
Speaking today to White House media, Trump said he was stepping down from his position, effective immediately.
The decision means that Trump was President for 69 days, making him the shortest President in terms of days in office …. as well as hand size.
When questioned on the matter of who would take over as President, Trump said his final act was to change the Constitution so that his son would now be given the title of United States President. He said that he modeled this new system on the British Monarchy where the next King just “stays in the family.”
At this stage no official reason has been given for the sudden departure, however, sources close to Trump believe it might have something to do with the poor living standards of the White House.
Sources close to the President have mentioned that Trump often said that the 132 rooms in the White House weren’t enough for all his personalities. On top of this he liked to have one bathroom for each of his 52 toupees – one for each week of the year – the White House only has 35 bathrooms.
In contrast, the Trump Tower, has 339 rooms, easily enough for all of Donald’s personalities and hair pieces.
Happy April Fool’s for tomorrow from the team at Kiwi Kids News.
154 Responses
That was rude
this got me sir good job well done
This is good
Nice
this is so funny ha ha, not.
Don’t trick us like that! We were so excited and then read the bottom and almost cried! ??
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THIS (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
ha ha ha i belived it
is this true
I actually thought this was true! XD Well, done. You fooled me!
yay
Boo Kiwi Kids Boo
Whaat? This is almost impossible to believe! @#$%^&*!
Don’t be that mean I was so glad and then April fools wow ?
Awww I thought it was real that’s so sad!
best news ever
i am maaaaaaaaaaaaad
I believed that for a second
we wish =(
ha ha ha very funny (not)
rude plus is not april fools yet mean 🙁
that is so amazing
That. Is. AWESOME.
nice joke
HOORAY! NO MORE TRUMP!
i am mad at you
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this is not amazing
my mum loves donald hes my idol and to see you mock him, and tell me he resigned hurt my heart i cried!! not fair
Not Funny
Absolutely brilliant. Had us fooled!
That is awsome!! No More TRUMP!!!
Yes
TRUMP HAS RESIGNED
Funny one
why trick me 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁
Why did you do that I was sooo happy
WHY DID YOU DO THAT I WAS SO HAPPYy????
I believed it!!!
Kiwi kids news is soooooo savage.
yesss donald j. chump finally step down.
DT all the way.
Is that true
It took so long for the battle of Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump to finish, and now he is stepping down?! Unbelieveable. Just unbelieveable. He even started building the wall! But I think that’s good news because last night I had a dream that Donald Trump decleared World War lll, and targeting NZ! That’s US! Yes, US!
Kiwi Kids News tricked me…. WHAT?!
kiwi kids news why do you lie this is a lie guys.
this is a lie
not cool, I got really excited about that!
Wow that got me
dt all the way
Haha very funny. You guys enjoy this, don’t you?
Are u doing this for Donald trump? .-. ._.
Awwww I wish it was true
funny joke for donald trump i was happy that he reisigned
Oohhh please don’t resign
so funny… everyone was telling me this. It wasnt even april fools yet.
What wishful Thinking , it can only happen on April 1st!
I was so excited then….
I was so excited then…..
Too funny
WHY WE ALL WERE SO EXITED!YOU GUYS ARE MEAN! Just so you know even if you cant see me i am crying?i wanna cry
You just got trolled by the news
Haha!
That would have been the best news of the year…too bad!
Is this a joke
YOU ARE FAKE NEWS
(joking)
I was so excited then…..
Ow I thought it was true I was so happy
why did you guy do that so sad
THIS WAS A TRICK
it is a joke don’t fall for it
Kiwi Kids News you r mean trickers i was going to throw a no donald trump party! i belive you Angry man.
this is stuffed up news
THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAKE OBVIUSLY
yyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
nooo this was a joke ;(
ITS A APRIL FOOLS JOKE BECAUSE ITS NOT ALL THE THE NEWS
I fownd that this is fake news. You all got fooled!!! Haha
Who would like trump to realy resine as presedent?
Who was happy when they saw this?
Who was up set when they saw this?
Dose trump diserve to be the presedent?
How expensive is his tower?
How much did the white house cost?
Wich pace is biger white house or trump tower?
this is so awesome
It would be great
WOW THIS IS AMAZING! And also AWESOME.
april fools
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I got fooled but on the wrong day!!
YOU GUYS SUCK DONT BE MEAN I WAS EXITED UGG
thats funny
you fake webiste
wow i was so excited and this all turn out to be a lie. i am so angry because the worst person in the world is now not president but turns out to be that he is till president.
So not funny
Oh wow I was gonna be so happy if this was true….
Oh come on why
you got me good
HE RESIGNED FROM HIS BUSINESS NOT PRESIDENT DEAR OH DEAR.. he needed to do that so he COULD BE PRESIDENT
My sister and me got so excited and told nearly everyone now we have to tell everyone that it was a joke =(
mate i was so happy i cracked my clas and ran but i went to the comments secsion it said apirl fulls
really
Really, I was so excited until I read the last bit
not true it is a april fools joke
🙂
HA YOU GOT ME GOOD 🙁
sad
i wish it actually happened
sad and awesome
You got me, but I was so happy when I read this article before I read the last line. How sad.
This is some of the best news I’ve ever heard in my whole life!!!
You tricked me!
YES, step down donald trump yes yes yes happy news (: (: (: (: (:
i hope this isnt a gag go away donald trump
im glad hes gone hopefully the mexican wall will go away too(: (: (: d:
then i read the bottom….
WHAT WHAT NONONONONO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IM SOSOSOSOSOSOSO SAD
nnnooooo u tricked me i wish u did resign
Is this true or is it a trick
wish it was true?????????
Dont trick us donald trump how mean of u 🙁
I CRY EVERYTIME
it does not matter he is not our president
This is the worse It tricked me so bad
thats so not funny????
you got me !
dang i wish he did resign
Wahoo until………….
I read the bottom
oh wow wow wow wow I so wish it was true
If Trump did resign that would’ve been funny.
Wow wow wow
Is this true of fake like i’m so confused.
you got me but has Donald trump really resings being president????????????????????????????????????????
hi this is a TRICK
Bummer! You really, really tricked our teacher, she totally thought it had happened! And you know why? Cause she was looking at it yesterday on 4 April but then she realised your article was written 31 March! Oh dear, (wish he had resigned though!!)
Don’y trick us like that was thought you we’re leaving the United States of America! 🙁 D:
Trump don’t do that to us i thought your we’re leaving President of the United States of America! 🙁
thats not funny
I was SO happy, until I read the bottom!
well…… I don’t really like Donald trump (he is bossy and a little mean) yay!
good tricks
SAD!!!
The best news in the world
I was so exited till I read the bottom
I was so exited till I read the bottom
was this for april fools
I wish it was true
i was happy till i read the bottom
I thought that trump really resigned as presibent
this is so grate
Happy Aprils fool day
april fools?
FAKE
I really was happy until I read the bottom.
I will avenge April fools day.
what a trick
That was a bit sad:( because I was suppose to write an article from the “kiwi kids news” and unfortunately this is FAKE so I spent 3 hours writing this and when I read the end I’m like you guys are joking right?
I got so happy but then I scroll down ☹️
Nice April fools joke but thats no funny. i was hoping for him to resign.
I was sad until i read the bottom. Nice one Kiwikids’ News team!
why his son
SAD. I cannot believe you tricked us like that
SAD people just sad
ARE YOU KIDDING ME I WAS GOING TO SAY THANK YOU PRAYS BUT NEVERMIND
why did you trick us like that?I was sooooo excited until i red the bottom